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  else return (Math.round(Math.random()*(r1-r2))+r2);
}

function MakeArray(n){
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}



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var bannerImage = new MakeArray(numBanner);
var bannerHeight = new MakeArray(numBanner);
var bannerWidth = new MakeArray(numBanner);
var bannerText = new MakeArray(numBanner);
var bannerURL = new MakeArray(numBanner);
var rnd_banner = MD_random(0, numBanner-1);
var rnd_number = MD_random(1,1000);

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bannerImage[0] = "http://www.quickkmag.com/images/misc/main/trailers/dumbass2-75.jpg";
bannerWidth[0] = "75";
bannerHeight[0] = "75";
bannerText[0] = "Dumb Biker <br>This dumb crashes his new motorcycle before he even leaves the lot. ";

bannerURL[1] = "http://www.quickkmag.com/funmovies.htm";
bannerImage[1] = "images/misc/main/trailers/nobark75.jpg";
bannerWidth[1] = "75";
bannerHeight[1] = "75";
bannerText[1] = "Dog Bark<br>This little dog can't seem to quite get it. No Bark ";

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bannerWidth[2] = "75";
bannerHeight[2] = "75";
bannerText[2] = "<span class=\"SubTitle\">Dead Dove</span><br> <span class=\"defaultwhite\">Kids get nervous and hold this bird a little too tight.</span> ";

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bannerWidth[3] = "75";
bannerHeight[3] = "75";
bannerText[3] = "<span class=\"standard\"><span class=\"SubTitle\">Gassy News </span><span class=\"defaultwhite\"><br>News reporter gives up too much information. </span></span>";

bannerURL[4] = "http://www.quickkmag.com/funmovies.htm";
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bannerWidth[4] = "75";
bannerHeight[4] = "75";
bannerText[4] = "<span class=\"SubTitle\">Here Kitty Kitty</span><br><span class=\"defaultwhite\">A rabbit showing a cat what it does best.</span> ";

bannerURL[5] = "http://www.quickkmag.com/funmovies.htm";
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bannerWidth[5] = "75";
bannerHeight[5] = "75";
bannerText[5] = "<span class=\"defaultwhite\"><span class=\"SubTitle\">Tom Cruise Squirt </span>Tom Cruise gets squirted with water in an interview prank. </span>";

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bannerHeight[6] = "75";
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bannerWidth[7] = "75";
bannerHeight[7] = "75";
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bannerWidth[8] = "75";
bannerHeight[8] = "75";
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bannerWidth[9] = "75";
bannerHeight[9] = "75";
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bannerWidth[10] = "75";
bannerHeight[10] = "75";
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bannerHeight[11] = "75";

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bannerHeight[13] = "75";

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bannerHeight[14] = "75";

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bannerHeight[15] = "75";

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bannerHeight[17] = "75";

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bannerHeight[21] = "75";

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bannerHeight[22] = "75";

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bannerHeight[23] = "75";

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bannerHeight[24] = "75";

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bannerHeight[26] = "75";

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bannerHeight[27] = "75";

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bannerWidth[28] = "75";
bannerHeight[28] = "75";

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bannerWidth[29] = "75";
bannerHeight[29] = "75";

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bannerHeight[30] = "75";

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bannerWidth[31] = "75";
bannerHeight[31] = "75";

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bannerWidth[32] = "75";
bannerHeight[32] = "75";

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bannerWidth[33] = "75";
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bannerHeight[35] = "75";

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bannerHeight[44] = "75";

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bannerHeight[45] = "75";

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